Tony: you fucking lead soldiers into battle, you should so be the leader of the avengers!
Steve: You are way more apt at the ways of today, and I really don’t need all the extra paperwork.
Tony: but you’re a SUPERSOLDIER.
Steve: But you’re a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist!
Tony: YOU ARE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED PERFECTION
Steve: YOU CAN WORK A TOASTER
Both toasters and pre-sliced bread were around in Steve’s day, but I suppose he was quite poor so he might not have had either. </pedantry>