jane hate on behalf of thor (“thor’s too good for jane!!!”) mystifies me because no one loves jane more than thor like
thor absolutely adores and cherishes jane
I mean let’s be real guys if there was a Jane Foster fan club Thor would be the head of it, complete with hand-drawn little crayon membership cards and special tips and tricks to make your hair as pretty as Jane’s and guides to the amazing Jane Foster wardrobe choices and Google + hang outs where they all watched Carl Sagan videos and talk about how much Jane loves space and isn’t that the coolest??? And little trivia games like the dating game about Jane Foster’s favorite snack and Jane Foster’s favorite movie and what Jane Foster’s perfect date would be and even though Thor may not know the answers (because he has never heard of this “Stanley Kubrick” and finds the light show at the end of that “two thousand and one” movie to be eerily reminiscent of the bifrost and it kind of creeps him out) Thor is always allowed to “win” at the Jane Foster “biggest fan” contest because I mean come on are YOU going to tell a demigod that you know more about his girlfriend than he does (exception: Darcy. Because Thor thinks Dracy is a curious but ultimately harmless little mouse-human-thing).
On second thought, no one ever allow Thor to find out about fan clubs. He will found the Jane Foster fan club himself.
can i start a fanclub for YOU