najalater:

soufex:

lilacblossoms:

fyeahlilbit2point0:

newtons2ndlawofthermodynamicsftw:

So, The Falcon is rumored to be a new Avenger.Not Spiderman.Why not Spiderman?GIVE ME SPIDERMAN! *Turns into Hulk and knocks down a building nearby.* 

Because Spider-Man’s movie rights are owned by a different studio? And because the first movie team was very very very white?

fuck yessss this is excellent new.
More women Avengers now? WOC Avengers?? /makes grabby hands

because shut up and learn how movie studios work also FUCK YEAH FALCOOOOOOOON

I started to say ‘Falc is joining the Avengers!’ but it came out ‘Falkinyurnyurneeyyeeeee!’ because I’m just so happy. Red Zone is one of my favourite story arcs and it would slot in well after a Winter Soldier movie. It would be really cool if they actually went into the subplot where Sam knows he’s only recruited for PR affirmative action reasons and he isn’t afraid to make noise about it - while kicking ass. I’m also really hoping his friendship with Bucky gets the chance to develop after what will probably be Cap’s new-sidekick-vs-old-sidekick rivalry. etc etc US biohazard conspiracies and cool stories and obviously you need to fill it out with Carol and Wanda and Jennifer and that bit where Tony makes out with Steve wait what I’m getting carried away

*dances* YES TO ALL OF THIS

najalater:

soufex:

lilacblossoms:

fyeahlilbit2point0:

newtons2ndlawofthermodynamicsftw:

So, The Falcon is rumored to be a new Avenger.
Not Spiderman.
Why not Spiderman?
GIVE ME SPIDERMAN! 
*Turns into Hulk and knocks down a building nearby.* 

Because Spider-Man’s movie rights are owned by a different studio? And because the first movie team was very very very white?

fuck yessss this is excellent new.

More women Avengers now? WOC Avengers?? /makes grabby hands

because shut up and learn how movie studios work also FUCK YEAH FALCOOOOOOOON

I started to say ‘Falc is joining the Avengers!’ but it came out ‘Falkinyurnyurneeyyeeeee!’ because I’m just so happy. Red Zone is one of my favourite story arcs and it would slot in well after a Winter Soldier movie. It would be really cool if they actually went into the subplot where Sam knows he’s only recruited for PR affirmative action reasons and he isn’t afraid to make noise about it - while kicking ass. I’m also really hoping his friendship with Bucky gets the chance to develop after what will probably be Cap’s new-sidekick-vs-old-sidekick rivalry. etc etc US biohazard conspiracies and cool stories and obviously you need to fill it out with Carol and Wanda and Jennifer and that bit where Tony makes out with Steve wait what I’m getting carried away

*dances* YES TO ALL OF THIS

flatbear:

HO HO HO DOOT DOOT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR*! Cut these babies out, stick’em to some cardboard, punch a hole in the top, thread some ribbon, hang those bbs up…HAPPY HOLIDAYS ETC!

*Okay obviously these are all Christmas themed, and that is because that’s what I know. I figured it was safest to do what I know, as opposed to risk offending someone with a different background. SO. If you celebrate something other than Christmas at this time of year, PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK and educate me! Tell me what I can draw, and what characters! HOLIDAY THINGS FOR EVERYONE.

These are amazing! Sadly we’re not allowed to have a tree at our house, but if we could you bet it would be covered in these!

theavengersshouldnttext:

Here we go!

God I look like I’m 12…I’M NOT 12 GODAMMIT

——

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ALL THE AVENGERS BECAUSE THAT IS GOD DAMN AMAZING. FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE GREATEST. A++++.

xoxoxoxooxo

tony

flatbear:

Avengers Dungeons & Dragons night never ends well.

They usually end up fighting real dragons.

Fucking dragons.


Bonus Mom Coulson bringing the Mountain Dew and Cheetos.

fahye:

silveraspen:

revolutionarygirlshati:

chickwithmonkey:

drst:

rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and igured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

Damn straight. She was the key to the whole damn thing.

yeah, remember when she got her own movie as she clearly deserved?

ugh studio execs suck.

I had this conversation way too many times:

Me: I just saw Avengers! It was pretty cool.

Guy: Yeah, [male character] was awesome, and [male actor] was better than I expected.

Me: And Black Widow was great!!

Guy: She was pretty hot I guess.

Me: 

Me: 

Me: >:(

Natasha is MADE OF AWESOME, and is one of the absolute best characters in the film.

YES

now I feel slightly more justified in spending 19,000 words and counting blathering on about her in fic form

because she is the greatest

(via weaverandom-deactivated20121019)

mizzkatonic:

Avengers Tub Time at Star Wars Celebration VI.

(ours was the coolest hotel room)

(via fuckyeahtubtime)

themarysue:

Tony, I don’t care if you can’t remember your social security number. You can’t just copy Steve’s. Ask Pepper for it. 

Canon or Fanfic?

patheticfangirl:

Let’s play a game. Inspired by the fantastic realjunkstory, here’s a list of Tony/Steve stories and moments. Your mission is to determine whether they come from canon comic book stories or from fanfiction.

  1. Tony and Steve discuss Steve’s favorite type of bagel on the deck of the helicarrier.
  2. Steve gets in a motorcycle accident and Tony helps him through it.
  3. Tony’s armor falls in love with him and becomes possessive, forbidding him from seeing any of his friends.
  4. Tony dies and lives on in a computer as Steve’s only companion.
  5. Tony is paralyzed when an angry ex-girlfriend shoots him.
  6. Steve and Bucky go cross-dressing.
  7. Tony stops his heart to save Steve’s life.
  8. Tony is a werewolf.
  9. Steve is a werewolf.
  10. Steve takes a truth serum and sleeps with Tony.
  11. Tony sleeps with Doctor Doom.
  12. Steve, on horseback, rescues a naked Tony.
  13. Tony declares that Steve is his rudder.
  14. Tony dresses as Captain America for a Halloween party.
  15. AU: Tony and Steve are high school students.
  16. AU: Tony is a woman and married to Steve.
  17. AU: Steve is a vampire and turns the Avengers into vampires.
  18. Tony tries to impress Steve with a signed baseball.
  19. Tony teaches Steve to dance.
  20. Steve takes up knitting.
  21. Tony decorates his home with pictures of Steve.
  22. Steve rescues a drunk Tony from a burning building.
  23. Tony and Steve wrestle and talk about their feelings.
  24. AU: Tony and Steve are college roommates.
  25. AU: Wizard of Oz. Steve is the Cowardly Lion and Tony is the Tin Man.

Answers under the cut.

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Ahahahaha oh comics, never change! I got almost all of these right, mostly by going “if it sounds like it’d never happen in canon it probably happened in canon”

tauriice:

Little Loki was recently spotted at the Grand Canyon. A small contingent force of Avengers was dispatched and apprehended him without incident. He is currently on his way back to Asgard…again.

TINY AVENGERS!!!!!!!!!!

(via fuckyeahblackwidow)

flatbear:

There are nooo words for how gorgeous this is aaaah,

Oh Bucky

*all of the feels*