Stop shipping them. Tony and Steve especially. Want to base ships? Read the comics.
Have I read enough comcis for you??
you’re right. i just reread all those comics and you’re totally right
there’s no context here
wow this ship has no base to it
i can’t find one thing that’s shippable about them
it’s not like, idk, tony has a captain america memorabilia room or anything. or that he has posters and pictures of cap, just cap, around his mansions. that he has captain america collectibles. that he pays, what? 2 million? for steve’s original avengers card. it’s not like steve has a signed iron man helmet in his apartment. nope it’s not like tony was so torn about the civil war that for the first time in his life his grief was too big to drown in alcohol it’s not like they constantly go around spouting praise about one another’s genius/azure eyes/moral compass/compassion. lol no it’s not like marvel writers heavily imply that the biggest reason tony stark wanted to wake up at the end of dissassembled was for steve. it’s not like the others avengers refer to them as mom and dad. it’s not like despite being polar opposites on so many different issues, they’re still bffs. no. it’s not like after steve died tony had hallucinations/dreams about him. nope it’s not like they kissed in the 616 universe or got married in another universe. it’s not like they come to each other’s aid, wherever, whenever. nuh-huh. it’s not like other characters tell them to get a room or talk about how much they love each other it’s not like marvel ships them or anything. like, they would never purposefully sandwich panels of steve kissing someone and tony being in unbearable pain or anything. pshh no.
is that enough for you guys? can you get off your high horse of “they’re superheroes, they’re manly, they can’t be gay”? can you shut up now? i would just like to point out: they. get. married. in another universe. but married. i’m sorry, but in my opinion, that’s pretty canon. jussayin’.
They just wanna be Superman and Batman.
Even if they hadn’t shared a second of screen time in Avengers I would have shipped them anyway because…well…see above
EMH episodes have been airing in Australia before the US and episode summaries have gone up for future eps thanks to that, and these two caught my attention:
“Code Red” (June 19, 2012 (Australia))
Strange fumes sicken all of the Avengers except for Iron Man, whose suit of armor provides him with protection. Now, the armored avenger must determine the cause of the fumes before the Secretary of Defense shuts the team down.
They’re doing Red Zone!! I wonder if the infamous CPR scene will make it into the episode??
And then this:
“Winter Soldier” (June 20, 2012 (Australia))
No one knows who the Winter Soldier is or how he came to be. But one thing’s for certain, he’s the Red Skull’s top recruit. So why did he disobey orders and save Captain America’s life? What is he truly after?
As you know, I am burdened with glorious porno & I wish to share it with you! The delightful Erinkyan has offered his house for a viewing party on the 30th of June from 2pm.
Did you wish Avengers had more women? Well this one has Scarlet Witch, Spider-Woman, Ms Marvel, She Hulk, Sharon Carter AND Black Widow! Did you wonder why Spider-Man wasn’t in the Avengers? Well he is in this one! Did you wish Hawkeye wore his usual costume? Well he does in this one! Did you wish Avengers had EVEN MORE BUTTS? WELL HERE YOU GO! (Sadly, if you wish Steve & Tony would just GET IT TOGETHER ALREADY you’ll still be waiting a while)
So yes, send me a message if you want to attend this glorious event & I’ll give you the address. I’ll be making fancy popcorn & bringing something tasty & alcoholic to drink - I suggest you may want to do the same! Who doesn’t like canapes with their cocks?!
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;