Can I just say that one of my very favorite parts of Winter Soldier was Nick Fury cocking an eyebrow at the police officers side-eyeing his expensive vehicle and sneering, “You wanna see my lease?”
Because the idea of Nick Motherfucking Fury having to deal with shit as disgusting and petty as racial profiling is sort of painfully realistic and heartbreaking. He’s hugely, massively powerful, and he’s sitting in his bulletproof car pondering decisions of worldwide import, but also he gets pulled over sometimes and asked for his registration because the police assume he stole it.
Ack. I was just so pleased that they included that line.
yeah the import of that really struck me the second time I watched the movie.
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.
This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.
1. It keeps him on the ground.
You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.
2. To check on his physique.
As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.
3. Object permanence.
Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
When I was a little kid we visited a family who had a little fluffy dog - it was SO CUTE & I wasn’t allowed to have a pet so I’d never really interacted with animals before. I was told that the dog was a bit nervous of new people & that I wasn’t allowed to go near it until it had gotten used to me. But I was like 5 & I’d never had a chance to pat a dog before & it was JUST. SO. CUTE.
I lasted about half an hour but then I was like “I GOTTA PAT IT”…it bit me, hard, and refused to let go. I completely ruined the dinner party & was in SO MUCH TROUBLE. BUT IT WAS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY! I was so devastated & I was terrified of small dogs for years afterwards because I thought they were all going to attack me. I JUST WANTED TO LOVE THEM!
“I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.”—
cap 3 opens with steve handing sam his new uniform and sam’s like “wow steve this is really tight also much breezier than my last outfit?? is it normal to show this much cleavage in a superhero costume” and steve’s all INNOCENT WHISTLING while natasha cracks up in the background