I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.
I had to go to the grocery store on crutches today because of the snow
how do crutches work??
I don’t understand
I’ll stick to my wheelchair, thanks
Crutches take SO MUCH PRACTICE OH MY GOD! I’ve been using them constantly for 3 years & I still have days where I’m like “HOW IS WALKING?!”
Best piece of advice I ever got was from the wonderful digitalsprawl who taught me how to conquer stairs on crutches with the brilliant mnemonic of “good goes to heaven, bad goes to hell” - ie you go up stairs good-foot-first & down them bad-foot-first. For me, this means up goes “good foot, crutches, bad foot” & down goes “crutches, bad foot, good foot”. The only issue with this system is on the days where I can’t figure out which is my good foot & which is my bad (going down stairs on those days is HELL)