i have time to draw againnnnnn now i just have to remember how

dialogue shamelessly stolen from captain america #603. here's the non-separated version

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ok so what if Harry and Neville got into like this passive-aggressive lie-off regarding what a truly great man Severus Snape was like they got drunk and Harry was like ‘Snape though’ and Neville was like ‘I know right’ and Harry was like ‘what a… what a fantastic bastard. What a guy.’ and Neville was like ‘we should fuckin’ get him like, like… let’s have a funeral. A huge fucking fuck-off sized funeral with like, lilies, and, a marble coffin, and a big statue, an’ crying women, an’ all that shit’ and Harry got whiskey up his nose laughing so hard and he falls off his stool and just wheezes 'lillies'

and then during the funeral Neville and Harry like spend the whole time trying to give a better eulogy like they keep getting back up after each other are done to try and have another go at it but then they get schooled by Hermione being like ‘for fuck’s sake boys this is how it’s done’ and she goes up to the podium and just bursts into wild banshee hysterics and throws herself across the glistening marble casket, sobbing ‘oh, it should have been me, would to god that it were me, you stallion of a professor’ and all the reporters tear up a little and then go home to pen really fervid biopics on this bleakly noble and tragically overlooked hero of the revolution

anyway like eighteen years later Harry names his kid after Severus and sends an owl off to Neville like ‘your move, mate’ and Nevill pauses in the middle of polishing the giant marble statue of Snape tenderly cuddling an armfull of adoring woodland creatures that dominates like 2/3 of his office to cuss a lot and pour himself another drink

This is my favourite Harry Potter headcanon of all time.

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okay here is the thing about the Kanye - ableist thing and no i wan’t there but yes i’ve watched the video. 

do i think the media has blown it out of proportion and unsurprisingly got the point/problem totally wrong - yes. he didn’t ask someone in a wheelchair to stand up, and i’m sure it was just to rev the crowd up. 

but do i think that it was probo as fuck -yes.

here is why, just imagine for a second that that was you in the wheelchair. it was fucking ages in ‘whole stadium staring at me’ time before he was like are they in a wheelchair and the people who could see the person was like, uhm yes. i sure as shit would not want that kind of spotlighted attention on me.

secondly, as a person with an invisible illness, i know personally not everyone has a handicap parking permit or a wheelchair or any other kind of physical “proof” they’re disabled, and fuck the notion anyone needs to validate their disabled-ness to anyone, especially at a gig you payed lots of money for, in front of a room full of strangers, to a obscenely rich famous guy. 

so yeah, i think it was shit. the end.

Yes. This.

I would have thrown my fucking crutches at him. One for me & one for my partner who has no outward signs of her disability to throw. (Also, my handicap parking permit lives IN MY CAR)

Tag Game: Characters who have the same personality as you!



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Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

Type: ENFP (The Champion)

  • The Genie from Aladdin
  • Stephanie Brown AND Harley Quinn AND Alfred
  • Marty McFly
  • Jake Peralta from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (noooooooooo)
  • Cher Horowitz from Clueless
  • Troy Barnes from Community
  • Anna Bates from Downton Abbey
  • Anna from Frozen (aren’t I more of an Elsa though? Really?)
  • Izzie Stevens from Grey’s Anatomy (likewise, I like to think I’m more of a Callie, but I can’t really argue with this)
  • Korra AND Aang AND Wan - TRIPLE AVATAR
  • Pippin from LOTR (this is painfully accurate)
  • Eliot Spencer from Leverage (as is this)
  • The Rocketeer and Beast Boy (I’m surprised more Superheroes aren’t ENFPs)
  • Maria from The Sound of Music
  • Captain Kirk, Captain Archer AND Dr Bashir
  • Anakin Skywalker
  • Rapunzel from Tangled
  • Maverick from Top Gun
  • Spongebob Squarepants

Tagging: people? idk? You! I’m tagging you!

So… I’m every supervillain ever. Also Jeff Winger.

Robyn is every mad scientist ever. And I’m apparently also Idi Amin if either of those things make you feel any better.

Beautifully, it turns out that Robyn & I are Troy & Abed AND Agents J & K which just cements our existence among everyone’s favourite odd couple OTPs.


Sebastian Stan for Flaunt‘s Denim Issue (2012)

#he looks all badass and leader ish here#bur imagine its a girl gang who do crimes and stuff#and he’s just their pretty sidekick#i need it (via buckybisexualbarnes)

Those girls aren’t leaning on him they’re holding him up so he doesn’t trip over himself


Sebastian Stan for Flaunt‘s Denim Issue (2012)

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Those girls aren’t leaning on him they’re holding him up so he doesn’t trip over himself

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the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

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Drew House, Queensland, Australia by Anthill Constructions.

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Circus strongwoman Katie Sandwina, “The Lady Hercules,” holds three men aloft in a publicity photo, c.1910



For holmesbody



shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot


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smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog



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smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

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